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Old Nov 29, 2005, 10:15 PM // 22:15   #301
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because it goes ALL NIGHT LONG

When I cry does god kill a kitten?
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 11:16 PM // 23:16   #302
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Because when the male gender of the human species or also known as the Homosapian, commonly confused for Homosexual by arrogant people, hormones become over burdening they tend to reach down with their hand and ejaculate oneself. It's quite a pleasurable feeling. But in short, because you touch yourself

Whose the Anti-Christ anyhow?
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Old Nov 30, 2005, 12:10 AM // 00:10   #303
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The Devils son, he had one you know. Can't remember his name though.

Why is red sky at night a Shepherd's Delight?
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Old Nov 30, 2005, 01:15 AM // 01:15   #304
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Because Shepards pray to the gods of the sheep for a good pudding-making season. The red sky is simply the gods' answer.

Why is the KKK so mean?
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Old Nov 30, 2005, 02:50 AM // 02:50   #305
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Because they're mad because they only know how to write 1 letter of the alphabet.

Why doesn't the sky have a screensaver?
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Old Nov 30, 2005, 09:33 PM // 21:33   #306
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it does .... it constantly changes

what happens to the stuff that sky scapers scrape off?
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Old Nov 30, 2005, 09:59 PM // 21:59   #307
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It goes into hotdogs.

Why cant you breathe when you hold your breath?
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Old Nov 30, 2005, 10:15 PM // 22:15   #308
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cause your already holding your breath

why is poo brown?
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Old Dec 01, 2005, 12:39 AM // 00:39   #309
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Because you ate too much chocolate.

Where does all the printer ink come from?
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Old Dec 01, 2005, 12:40 AM // 00:40   #310
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printers

where does baby oil come from?
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Old Dec 01, 2005, 12:46 AM // 00:46   #311
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Texas!!

Where does Galie Gray came from?
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Old Dec 01, 2005, 02:01 AM // 02:01   #312
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Well when Mr. Gray senior and your mother loved each other very much so they decided....Wait? You guys know this story? Shoo.
Whats the meaning-of-life?
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Old Dec 01, 2005, 02:02 AM // 02:02   #313
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to play GUILD WARS

why do people make funny sounds when their having a seizure?
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Old Dec 01, 2005, 03:49 AM // 03:49   #314
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Because they're having so much fun.


What kind of beef goes into McDonalds hamburgers?
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Old Dec 01, 2005, 03:55 AM // 03:55   #315
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w8 they put beef in those things? always thought it was processed fingers..

y isnt pi a simple number like 4?

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Old Dec 01, 2005, 08:33 AM // 08:33   #316
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ah .. that only PieXags can answer
being pie and all that..

how come things you should be doing are always worse than stuff you could be doing
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Old Dec 01, 2005, 01:04 PM // 13:04   #317
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difference in definition of should and could

what if you couldn't do anything?
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Old Dec 01, 2005, 01:25 PM // 13:25   #318
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Then you wouldnt have alot of fun.

why does nicotine feel so good?
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Old Dec 01, 2005, 01:41 PM // 13:41   #319
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its gotta be the constriction of the arteries.

why did the marlboro man die of cancer?
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Old Dec 01, 2005, 01:46 PM // 13:46   #320
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coz he deserved it

why do smokers intentionally destroy the health of other people?
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