Nov 29, 2005, 10:15 PM // 22:15
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#301
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: seattle
Guild: Wantafanta [wtf]
Profession: Mo/E
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because it goes ALL NIGHT LONG
When I cry does god kill a kitten?
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Nov 29, 2005, 11:16 PM // 23:16
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#302
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: New York
Profession: E/Mo
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Because when the male gender of the human species or also known as the Homosapian, commonly confused for Homosexual by arrogant people, hormones become over burdening they tend to reach down with their hand and ejaculate oneself. It's quite a pleasurable feeling. But in short, because you touch yourself
Whose the Anti-Christ anyhow?
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Nov 30, 2005, 12:10 AM // 00:10
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#303
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: May 2005
Location: UK
Guild: Aura
Profession: Mo/R
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The Devils son, he had one you know. Can't remember his name though.
Why is red sky at night a Shepherd's Delight?
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Nov 30, 2005, 01:15 AM // 01:15
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#304
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Jungle Guide
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Because Shepards pray to the gods of the sheep for a good pudding-making season. The red sky is simply the gods' answer.
Why is the KKK so mean?
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Nov 30, 2005, 02:50 AM // 02:50
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#305
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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Because they're mad because they only know how to write 1 letter of the alphabet.
Why doesn't the sky have a screensaver?
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Nov 30, 2005, 09:33 PM // 21:33
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#306
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Ancient Windbreaker
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it does .... it constantly changes
what happens to the stuff that sky scapers scrape off?
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Nov 30, 2005, 09:59 PM // 21:59
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#307
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: Mormon Battalion
Profession: N/Me
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It goes into hotdogs.
Why cant you breathe when you hold your breath?
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Nov 30, 2005, 10:15 PM // 22:15
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#308
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in exile
Profession: W/
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cause your already holding your breath
why is poo brown?
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Dec 01, 2005, 12:39 AM // 00:39
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#309
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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Because you ate too much chocolate.
Where does all the printer ink come from?
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Dec 01, 2005, 12:40 AM // 00:40
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#310
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Ancient Windbreaker
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printers
where does baby oil come from?
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Dec 01, 2005, 12:46 AM // 00:46
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#311
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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Texas!!
Where does Galie Gray came from?
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Dec 01, 2005, 02:01 AM // 02:01
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#312
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: IM da shiznit
Guild: The Shiznitz
Profession: W/Mo
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Well when Mr. Gray senior and your mother loved each other very much so they decided....Wait? You guys know this story? Shoo.
Whats the meaning-of-life?
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Dec 01, 2005, 02:02 AM // 02:02
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#313
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in exile
Profession: W/
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to play GUILD WARS
why do people make funny sounds when their having a seizure?
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Dec 01, 2005, 03:49 AM // 03:49
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#314
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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Because they're having so much fun.
What kind of beef goes into McDonalds hamburgers?
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Dec 01, 2005, 03:55 AM // 03:55
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#315
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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w8 they put beef in those things? always thought it was processed fingers..
y isnt pi a simple number like 4?
Last edited by I pwnd U; Dec 01, 2005 at 03:15 PM // 15:15..
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Dec 01, 2005, 08:33 AM // 08:33
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#316
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: mtricht
Guild: Limburgse Jagers
Profession: W/Mo
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ah .. that only PieXags can answer
being pie and all that..
how come things you should be doing are always worse than stuff you could be doing
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Dec 01, 2005, 01:04 PM // 13:04
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#317
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Ancient Windbreaker
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difference in definition of should and could
what if you couldn't do anything?
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Dec 01, 2005, 01:25 PM // 13:25
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#318
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Sweden
Profession: Mo/N
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Then you wouldnt have alot of fun.
why does nicotine feel so good?
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Dec 01, 2005, 01:41 PM // 13:41
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#319
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Oct 2005
Guild: OnceLost
Profession: W/Mo
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its gotta be the constriction of the arteries.
why did the marlboro man die of cancer?
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Dec 01, 2005, 01:46 PM // 13:46
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#320
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: mtricht
Guild: Limburgse Jagers
Profession: W/Mo
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coz he deserved it
why do smokers intentionally destroy the health of other people?
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